Ok, here's the deal, my parents have decided to sell me, I know that sounds harsh, but I am a house after all. Now the good news, I have been looked after extremely well. In fact, some say, I look years younger than what I actually am (8 house years). That is only 2 human years. This is because when I was originally conceived, a lot of time was put into my bits and pieces, I mean very high quality. So, now the day has come for me to find new parents. I am in a good position to present myself in a very good way. Still reading....here are some of my features: * 4 rooms you can sleep in and 2 bathrooms so you can get wet and clean yourself * I have nice expensive tile floors in all the areas where you trample all the time * The area you cook and eat in is spacious and inviting with a lounge area * I also have another completely separate area that you can lounge in and watch the box with moving pictures in the wall * Now, around the back, I am a bit large, but in a good way I am told, oh, and very private * I am advised that there is also room to dig a big hole and line it with cement so you can fill it with water. Ok, that is enough bragging, I know sometimes (a lot) there are real estate agents that ssstttrreettcchh the truth just a bit, but with my one (Daryl) this is not the case. He has typed all of this exactly as I have dictated it. So COME ON (thanks Leyton), its your turn now.